Normal Jokes
Want to hear a joke about pizza
Never mind it's too cheesy
Want to hear a joke about pencils
Never mind it's pointless
Mother: Timmy what did your father say when you broke the window.
Timmy: Should I leave out the bad words?
Mother: Yes please.
Timmy: He didn't say anything.
Two women were sitting quietly at a party.
Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
Na
Pick-up Lines
Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
Are your legs tired? cause youve been running around in my head all day
My love for you is like diarrhea, it never stops
Want to hear a joke about pizza
Never mind it's too cheesy
Want to hear a joke about pencils
Never mind it's pointless
Mother: Timmy what did your father say when you broke the window.
Timmy: Should I leave out the bad words?
Mother: Yes please.
Timmy: He didn't say anything.
Two women were sitting quietly at a party.
Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
Na
Pick-up Lines
Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
Are your legs tired? cause youve been running around in my head all day
My love for you is like diarrhea, it never stops